GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A